Captain Scratchy made its debut on July 1, 2009, full of the kind of plucky ambition that lifted a young Bronson Pinchot from obscurity to his rightful place as America's most beloved celebrity. It has transitioned from a regular character strip into a more random set of stand-alone gag comics, all the while posing the cosmic question: seriously?
Sure, he doesn’t have a computer, but I’m guessing AH has a Rhinestone and Stud Setter AND a Mr. Microphone.
Hey, good lookin’ … he’ll be back to pick you up later.
Mitzi Gaynor? I’m impressed. Opening act or headliner?
Mitzi Gaynor is always a headliner in my book.