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1. 
   sezduck
   

   2010/07/05 at 1:41 am | Permalink | Reply

   At least it’s not a Purple Toupee

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     Captain Scratchy
     

     2010/07/05 at 1:59 am | Permalink | Reply

     Purple toupee is here to stay
     after the hair has gone away.

2. 
   buckethead
   

   2010/07/05 at 10:58 am | Permalink | Reply

   Prince wants to know how you found the lyrics to his next song…

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     Captain Scratchy
     

     2010/07/05 at 3:09 pm | Permalink | Reply

     The lyrics to “Purple Hat” were leaked on the Internet a while back, along with the lyrics to “Little Red Corolla.” Seems like Prince is a bit desperate for original ideas.

3. 
   dmag
   

   2010/07/05 at 4:26 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Bears With Hats … Men Without Hats … when will it end?

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     Captain Scratchy
     

     2010/07/05 at 5:46 pm | Permalink | Reply

     I’m afraid we won’t see a resolution to the Great Hat Conundrum in our lifetime. But at least I got to use the word “conundrum” in a sentence.