Captain Scratchy made its debut on July 1, 2009, full of the kind of plucky ambition that lifted a young Bronson Pinchot from obscurity to his rightful place as America's most beloved celebrity. It has transitioned from a regular character strip into a more random set of stand-alone gag comics, all the while posing the cosmic question: Seriously?
I’m still wondering if BP is going to have the nerve to raise their gas prices to make up for lost oil. Man, I almost want to see it happen just to see what the reaction is.
I once spilled some ink while drawing a cartoon, and I tried soaking it up using old rubber tires and golf balls. Didn’t work. If only BP had asked me about that strategy …
I’m still wondering if BP is going to have the nerve to raise their gas prices to make up for lost oil. Man, I almost want to see it happen just to see what the reaction is.
Maybe they’ll do something more subtle, like raise the price of Slim Jims in their mini-mart. But that might cause even more outrage.
BP is just a shell of its former self.
And ironically, all the shells around the gulf are now covered in oil.
That was a cheap shot. But at least it wasn’t a “junk shot”.
I once spilled some ink while drawing a cartoon, and I tried soaking it up using old rubber tires and golf balls. Didn’t work. If only BP had asked me about that strategy …