Scratch your itch for laughter with Captain Scratchy, a webcomic that was born on July 1, 2009. If you go back through the archives (and I hope you do), you'll find a number of episodes that have panels stacked vertically. The comics are now formatted to be more reader friendly. Well, if you don't count Angry Horse. As of April 19, 2010, Captain Scratchy features stand-alone gag comics that run Monday through Friday.
Sometimes you make me nervous, since you’re apparently unaware of your size, which makes for daily risky activities, such as jumping up on a table, or (even scarier) a human’s lap. You seem to be intelligent enough to make your way properly into a man’s coat, or to sneak ice cream out of an ice cream truck, so I’m hoping you can understand this letter. Please keep in mind that you are a large dog. People and fragile dishes are in danger of your carelessness.
You’re giving us the bird.
Would you rather be goosed?
Dear Marmaduke,
Sometimes you make me nervous, since you’re apparently unaware of your size, which makes for daily risky activities, such as jumping up on a table, or (even scarier) a human’s lap. You seem to be intelligent enough to make your way properly into a man’s coat, or to sneak ice cream out of an ice cream truck, so I’m hoping you can understand this letter. Please keep in mind that you are a large dog. People and fragile dishes are in danger of your carelessness.
Sincerely,
-Rufus
Awesome!
Leave it to a bird to fowl things up…..
So true.
I love Q-bert swears.