Captain Scratchy made its debut on July 1, 2009, full of the kind of plucky ambition that lifted a young Bronson Pinchot from obscurity to his rightful place as America's most beloved celebrity. It has transitioned from a regular character strip into a more random set of stand-alone gag comics, all the while posing the cosmic question: seriously?
Sometimes you make me nervous, since you’re apparently unaware of your size, which makes for daily risky activities, such as jumping up on a table, or (even scarier) a human’s lap. You seem to be intelligent enough to make your way properly into a man’s coat, or to sneak ice cream out of an ice cream truck, so I’m hoping you can understand this letter. Please keep in mind that you are a large dog. People and fragile dishes are in danger of your carelessness.
You’re giving us the bird.
Would you rather be goosed?
Dear Marmaduke,
Sometimes you make me nervous, since you’re apparently unaware of your size, which makes for daily risky activities, such as jumping up on a table, or (even scarier) a human’s lap. You seem to be intelligent enough to make your way properly into a man’s coat, or to sneak ice cream out of an ice cream truck, so I’m hoping you can understand this letter. Please keep in mind that you are a large dog. People and fragile dishes are in danger of your carelessness.
Sincerely,
-Rufus
Awesome!
Leave it to a bird to fowl things up…..
So true.
I love Q-bert swears.