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1. 
   Dan Long
   

   2010/03/05 at 10:26 am | Permalink | Reply

   But having a wimpy name is great! You can pick fights with everyone, and always come out on top. You get beat up, then so what? The guy who beat you up looks like a jerk for beating up a guy named Buttercup. You beat him up, and he just got beat up by a guy named Buttercup! It’s a win-win.

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     Captain Scratchy
     

     2010/03/05 at 1:29 pm | Permalink | Reply

     You’ve convinced me to change my name to Tad Pussywillow.

2. 
   DMag
   

   2010/03/05 at 5:15 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Two sticks = Buttercup.

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     Captain Scratchy
     

     2010/03/05 at 5:27 pm | Permalink | Reply

     But what’s a henway?

3. 
   notapeopleperson
   

   2010/03/06 at 10:30 am | Permalink | Reply

   What was life like when you didn’t have the ability to embarrass your friends on a global scale…

   lol..

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     Captain Scratchy
     

     2010/03/06 at 6:59 pm | Permalink | Reply

     Good point. And you can embarrass them with just a few clicks. So convenient!

4. 
   The Dukenator
   

   2010/03/15 at 9:25 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Why does A Boy Named Sue come to mind?