Feb 17
Captain Scratchy does not endorse violence against mules. Or violence against male beavers who impersonate sleazy female beavers.
Mule facts:
- A mule is the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.
- Mules are less tolerant toward dogs than horses are.
- Mules are highly intelligent, much moreso than horses and donkeys.
- Mules enjoy waffles, but aren’t that keen on pancakes.
I’ve heard of “red headed step child” but I guess a rented mule is pretty beat-able too. And I’m guessing that mule wouldn’t even know what hit ‘em. HA!
And then there’s the most pitiful creature of all: The red-headed step mule.
It’s always — ALWAYS — a rented mule. Doesn’t anyone OWN a mule these days, for cry eye?
I hear you. They’re not all that expensive to begin with, and you can find great bargains at Just Mules as well as Mules R Us.
I actually own a mule, but I wish I had rented instead. Since the mule market crashed, I owe more than my mule is worth.
I feel your pain. Your sad, sad mule-related pain.
I may just have to go watch Shrek now..