Captain Scratchy does not endorse violence against mules. Or violence against male beavers who impersonate sleazy female beavers.
- A mule is the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.
- Mules are less tolerant toward dogs than horses are.
- Mules are highly intelligent, much moreso than horses and donkeys.
- Mules enjoy waffles, but aren’t that keen on pancakes.