One job I’ve always wanted is writer of those sayings on the little Valentine candy hearts. You probably could write three or four good sayings, and that would be considered a productive day. That would be about 12 total words, tops.
Plus, if you made a typo on one of the candy hearts, you could eat it quickly and no one would be the wiser.







If Jeff is Cupid, does that mean we have six more weeks of beaver?
One can only hope.
I would undoubtedly buy an “I love your sweet potato face” Valentines card if I saw one at the store.
Yeah, there just aren’t enough potato related greeting cards in stores.