Captain Scratchy made its debut on July 1, 2009, full of the kind of plucky ambition that lifted a young Bronson Pinchot from obscurity to his rightful place as America's most beloved celebrity. It has transitioned from a regular character strip into a more random set of stand-alone gag comics, all the while posing the cosmic question: seriously?
Are those plain Scratchy Puffs, or do they come with marshmallows?
No marshmallows. Just bass shavings.
I didn’t used to like Scratchy Puffs, but now that they added the bass shavings… Yummy!!
Bass shavings are magically delicious.