Script Change

Maybe Conan can kidnap and hide Jay away, borrow that costume from the beaver and continue to host The Tonight Show. Of course, he’d have to tell really lame jokes, so no one would get suspicious.

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Discussion (6) ¬

  1. sezduck

    Jay Leno is really Jeff the Lethargic Beaver?? Does Jeff Zucker know this??

    • Captain Scratchy

      I can’t comment on Jeff Zucker’s familiarity with a beaver.

  2. David

    Now THAT explains a lot.

    • Captain Scratchy

      As if a suit-wearing beaver holding the head of Jay Leno needs any explanation.

  3. DMag

    I can see it all now: The Beav tries a new disguise, as an old sheep: “Mutton Jeff”

    • Captain Scratchy

      Now that’s something to chew on.

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