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   Dan Long
   

   2010/01/08 at 12:15 pm | Permalink | Reply

   When I was in college, we had Steven Seagal movie marathon weekends. This has inspired me to make this weekend one of those. You can never have too many awesome catch phrases with an action hero that fights passively for a while before breaking a man’s arm over his shoulder.

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     Captain Scratchy
     

     2010/01/08 at 1:43 pm | Permalink | Reply

     I think colleges should have mandatory courses that teach students the wisdom of Steven Seagal.

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   DMag
   

   2010/01/08 at 5:35 pm | Permalink | Reply

   I’ve always wondered why the Amish Furniture Stores around here have that newfangled electricity.

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     Captain Scratchy
     

     2010/01/08 at 5:51 pm | Permalink | Reply

     Really. I’d prefer to shop by candlelight. Well, except for the whole bumping into furniture thing.

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