Captain Scratchy made its debut on July 1, 2009, full of the kind of plucky ambition that lifted a young Bronson Pinchot from obscurity to his rightful place as America's most beloved celebrity. It has transitioned from a regular character strip into a more random set of stand-alone gag comics, all the while posing the cosmic question: seriously?
What’s it all about, Elfie?
Bonus: It took for Dec. 28 of this year for me to hear/read jerkwad. Thank you!!
It’s said that “jerkwad” has lost its standing in the modern lexicon.
The fact that it’s pine scented is a bonus!
Yes, the soothing scent of pine will help you forget you’ve been terrorized by having ALF living in your house.
That Alf-Be-Gone will come in handy if the real Alf shows up. He likes to eat cats.
Rick keeps a case of it in the basement, always at the ready.