Captain Scratchy made its debut on July 1, 2009, full of the kind of plucky ambition that lifted a young Bronson Pinchot from obscurity to his rightful place as America's most beloved celebrity. It has transitioned from a regular character strip into a more random set of stand-alone gag comics, all the while posing the cosmic question: seriously?
Is that Biff, or is that Jeff just elfin’ with these guys?
Would Jeff be so elfish — I mean selfish? Ummmm, yes he would.
Will you please tell these characters not to talk so much? I can’t see the beautiful Michael Phelps pictures!
You want a peek at his pecs, don’t you?