Aug 26
Today’s cartoon calls to mind a classic Woody Allen joke:
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”
Meanwhile, we now know that Rufus and Rick and big fans of Michael Phelps. Or perhaps they’re just big fans of gangly, glistening swimmers.
I wouldn’t mind being no more complicated than delicious waffles. Also, interesting choice of wall hangings…
These two have never waffled in their love for Michael Phelps.
Just because dogs can smell fear doesn’t mean they can also see my soul waffling! Or can they? OK, only bipedal dogs see through me. And they see my milkbone underwear.
Milkbone underwear? Well, I suppose that’s better than Kibbles and Bits underwear.
He’s Eggo-ing him on, right?
And, a question: In the wake of Michael Phelps’ accident, does he have the right to a Speedo trial?
I’m already trying to get the image of Norm’s Milkbone underwear out of my head, and now I’ve got Michael Phelps’ s Speedos in there as well.
Wow, 3a.m. last night I saw an infomercial for thoses specs, buy one and we’ll send a second pair for free, just pay shipping and handling.
You’re not going to buy some and look into my soul, are you?
I’d use them to look through the hole in Homer’s soul doughnut.