Captain Scratchy made its debut on July 1, 2009, full of the kind of plucky ambition that lifted a young Bronson Pinchot from obscurity to his rightful place as America's most beloved celebrity. It has transitioned from a regular character strip into a more random set of stand-alone gag comics, all the while posing the cosmic question: Seriously?
“I’ll take a Dubya.”
Is there still Schlitz on draft, and if so, does it come in pony kegs?
You can lead a horse to watered-down beer (Schlitz), but you can’t make him drink.
Is angry horse beating around the Bush?
I think it’s time for Little Horse to start kicking people in the face.
Where are the Budweiser clydestales (stampeeding) when you need them?
There’s also a nightMARE joke in there somewhere…but Nay, I won’t go there.