Not So Happy Hour

It figures that a place that would hire Angry Horse as a bartender would have a “Paralyzing Desperation and Soul-Crushing Hopelessness Hour.” But, hey … extra salty pretzels are good.

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  1. Norman

    See you at the Swollen Hoof for salty pretzels. Hope they have cold Beck’s.

    • Captain Scratchy

      Let’s just make sure we get there in time for Happy Hour.

  2. DMag

    I’m guessing “Salt in my Tears” by Martin Briley would be on the jukebox.

    • Captain Scratchy

      Yep. And so would “Uncle Salty” by Aerosmith, and everything by Veruca Salt.

  3. Norman

    A Salty Dog? Do Smithereens have a song, “Drown In My Own Tears?”

  4. lee

    No peanuts? They are in the hospital cause they were assalted!

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